quinta-feira, 31 de dezembro de 2009

Being a loser is awesome

Alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems diz: que fazes na passagem de ano?

Born Slippy. | Quero ser o teu suicídio: Provavelmente, surfar na net enquanto ouço Animal Collective.




Last.fm
Animal Collective - What Would I Want? Sky. 1 Jan 2010 0:00

sexta-feira, 4 de dezembro de 2009

Vinyl is awesome yet again



Paying 20€ for it isn't, though.

sexta-feira, 27 de novembro de 2009

Friday nights are awesome

Sexta à Noite e estás em casa?Já sabes o resto... diz: olha la

Sexta à Noite e estás em casa?Já sabes o resto... diz: pk me das pokes no facebook?

Born Slippy. | Quero ser-te inócuo diz: tu é que começaste

Born Slippy. | Quero ser-te inócuo diz: sei lá dude. eu só clico ali lol

Sexta à Noite e estás em casa?Já sabes o resto... diz: eu sei

Sexta à Noite e estás em casa?Já sabes o resto... diz: é bué estupido

Sexta à Noite e estás em casa?Já sabes o resto... diz: mas ao mm tempo tem de ser feito

Born Slippy. | Quero ser-te inócuo diz: como a cura para a sida

quinta-feira, 19 de novembro de 2009

sexta-feira, 6 de novembro de 2009

Sports commentators are awesome

Há mais anarquia na organização de jogo do Sporting que num concerto dos Sex Pistols

Antena 1

domingo, 25 de outubro de 2009

sábado, 17 de outubro de 2009

sexta-feira, 16 de outubro de 2009

Horses are awesome

http://shutupwomangetonmyhorse.com/

domingo, 11 de outubro de 2009

Synchrony is awesome

hey! diz:
QUE CABELO À MIKE PATTON É AQUELE?
Born Slippy. | Je veux que tu êtes ma Melody diz:
LOL, FODA-SE. É QUE PENSEI EXACTAMENTE O MESMO

hey! diz:
quem é o gajo do casaco a quem eu estou a dar uma "palmada"?
Born Slippy. | Je veux que tu êtes ma Melody diz:
não consigo perceber. quem é que tá entre ti e o cenoura?

sábado, 10 de outubro de 2009

sábado, 3 de outubro de 2009

domingo, 27 de setembro de 2009

sábado, 26 de setembro de 2009

quinta-feira, 24 de setembro de 2009

segunda-feira, 21 de setembro de 2009

sexta-feira, 18 de setembro de 2009

Jack Churchill is awesome


Who Was He?

An allied commander in WWII, and an avid fan of surfing, Captain Jack Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill aka "Fighting Jack Churchill" aka "Mad Jack" was basically the craziest motherfucker in the whole damn war.

He volunteered for commando duty, not actually knowing what it entailed, but knowing that it sounded dangerous, and therefore fun. He is best known for saying that "any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly dressed" and, in following with this, for carrying a sword into battle. In WWII. And not one of those sissy ceremonial things the Marines have. No, Jack carried a fucking claymore. And he used it, too. He is credited with capturing a total of 42 Germans and a mortar squad in the middle of the night, using only his sword.

Churchill and his team were tasked with capturing a German fortification creatively called "Point 622." Churchill took the lead, charging ahead of the group into the dark through the barbed wire and mines, pitching grenades as he went. Although his unit did their best to catch up, all but six of them were lost to silly things like death. Of those six, half were wounded and all any of them had left were pistols. Then a mortar shell swung in and killed/mortally wounded everyone who wasn't Jack Churchill.

When the Germans found him, he was playing "Will Ye No Come Back Again?" on his bagpipes. Oh, we didn't mention that? He carried them right next to his big fucking sword.

After being sent to a concentration camp, he got bored and left. Just walked out. They caught him again, and sent him to a new camp. So he left again. After walking 150 miles with only a rusty can of onions for food, he was picked up by the Americans and sent back to Britain, where he demanded to be sent back into the field, only to find out (with great disappointment) the war had ended while he was on his way there. As he later said to his friends, "If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!"

terça-feira, 15 de setembro de 2009

Hipster-like jokes are awesome

- xutos é noise. tudo isto de categorias é muito relativo
- wait. não queria dizer noise. queria dizer merda. vai dar ao mesmo

Double entendres are awesome

lol, "humor negro"

segunda-feira, 14 de setembro de 2009

domingo, 13 de setembro de 2009

Blogs are awesome

http://awesomeblogisawesome.blogspot.com/

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